Thursday, August 4, 2011

Santorum Offers, Um, Jelly To Supporters...


Considering Rick Santorum's Google problem, you'd think the last thing he'd want to promote would be jelly (think K-Y). If you're not aware of his Google problem, go ahead and Google "Santorum" (not safe for work). From the Des Moines Register...

The Pennsylvania Republican told a small crowd at the Perry Public Library on Tuesday he and his wife, Karen, have some fruit trees back home. Their family harvested about 600 early peaches and then he and their kids peeled them and made them into jam at their house. They ended up transporting about 40 jars of peach preserves to Iowa.

“We are bringing them to the Straw Poll and we are going to give everybody a sample,” Santorum said. He described the product as “Pennsylvania Presidential Peach Preserves.”
I think I'll pass on sampling "Frothy's" jelly...

I went to high school with this idiot at Carmel, in Mundlein, IL, where he was the dweebiest dweeb in the history of dweebdom. He was an idiot then and he hasn't gotten any smarter since.

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